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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Poop

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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