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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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