How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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SEX

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Title IX

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Anti Joke

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