- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

vote this down and i will DOX you

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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