Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti Joke

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