- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

TELL

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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