Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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hi

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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KILL WHITEY

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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penis

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Anti Joke

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