- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

hers a joke... japanese people

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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