- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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