What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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