What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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