- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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