Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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