- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

So these two girls have a cup .

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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