- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

You're a big fat monkey.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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