Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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