Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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