- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Knock knock Come in

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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