Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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boobs!

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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