- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Your mother just died.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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