you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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