- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Your mom.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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