even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

men's rights activists

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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