- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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