- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

So one time there was this woman learning...

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

whats brown and booky a book.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

One, two, three, four and five

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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