A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

A miserable man committed suicide.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Pickles are moist.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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