Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Massie is a fatass

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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