- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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