Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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