- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Guess who is violent. Osama

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Knock knock Come in

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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