Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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