Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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