- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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