- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Your mums a potato

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

An Asian person drove home safely.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's the difference between a duck?

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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