- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Face...tastes like chicken!

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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