- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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