- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Canadians

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What black and has children A black man

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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