- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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