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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What would u like to drink?

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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