- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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