- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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