You were born.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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