How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

how do you win a game try your best

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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