- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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