- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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