- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

my wife out of the kitchen

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

why did katy fall off her bike?

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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