what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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