- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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