- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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