- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

kathryn atkins

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Your mother is average.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies