- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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