- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

why did katy fall off her bike?

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

knock knock? come in

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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