why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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