What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Anti Joke

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