"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Penis

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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