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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why so serious ?

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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