How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

thumb_up thumb_down -8

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -8

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Your Mom The End.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

thumb_up thumb_down -8

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops