- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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