What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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