The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

women's rights.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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