- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

A man walks into a bar

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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