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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Your mom.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Your mom.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle