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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

this website even though its hilarious.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

A man penetrates another man.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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