- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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richard is fag

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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