How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Daniel is a fag

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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