Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Knock knock.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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