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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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