why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Smelly Indians.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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