Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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