What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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