Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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