- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girls basketball

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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