Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What's the difference between? Your mom.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

girls basketball

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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