- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Poker face

What did the old man say? Im old

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

You sick fiend

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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