Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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A man walks into a bar

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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