So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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anti jokes are really funny

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don't just stand there

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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