- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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