- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Kevin and Ramin

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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