Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

I am dyslexic

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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