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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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