- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Pickles are powerful

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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