Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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