Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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