how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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