Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Emily Walker.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

once upon a time, it snowed

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

irish man drinking john smiths

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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