how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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