- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What did the old man say? Im old

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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