- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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