what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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