A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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