How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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