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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Yo Momma is not fat.

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