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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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