A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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