- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Badabing.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Sir, your wife is dead

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Take part of what?

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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