Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

How will the world end? That information is unknown

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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