- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

women's rights

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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