Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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y u no like me joke?

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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